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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:24 pm

Doctor: World-renown? I'm universally-renown! Well...I would be if people noticed me. D'you know, some species don't even have eyes or ears! It's incredibly hard to get their attention. And then there's the humans. Don't get me started on humans! The world could be crashing around your ears and you'd not notice because your iPods are too loud! And you fret about the littlest things; oh have I left the gas on?? No! I'm a human, I couldn've because I worry about it too much to have forgotten! Worrying about birthdays and weddings, which are really quite a lot of fuss! You'd think they could just get on with it and let us have the cake! I've always been rubbish at weddings, especially my own, but hey, nearly every civilization's got one. On Rectorialius, the weddings go on for years! Mind you, that's probably because one word in Rectorialiusian takes about a day to say and all those vows...people have died before they've finished getting married! Anyway, all that universal running around, no one ever has the time to notice me. Of course, time is my own speciality. I'm very good with time.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:38 pm

House: ...*walks away to Rose* Is he always this annoying?

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:27 am

Rose: Unfortunately yes. At least he's not looking at you like you've been born yesterday. Cuts himself shaving and still thinks he's the most brilliant thing that ever existed.

Ned: uh..hello?! I'm still here!!

Chuck: Oh shut up you big baby.

*everyone cept doc gasps in unsion*

Ned:O_O I'm sorry, I didn't relize that I was being selfish.

Chuck:Not selfish, just more of an attention whore...

Ned:Oh...But I wont get that way because I want you to notice me, instead of that pretentious know-it-all over there.

Doctor: *Beams some more*

Chuck:You had me at hello

*both run start to run towards each other's arms but stop short*

(omfgg its killing me they can't touch!!)

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:59 pm

Rose: Doctor..isn't there some way we can help them?
Doctor: We could wrap him in plastic.
Rose: I don't think he wants to be wrapped in plastic.
Doctor: Well, I don't know! Humans seem to enjoy the strangest things-
Rose: Because you don't.
Doctor: No. I enjoy perfectly normal things, like...bananas. Bananas are good.
Rose: Because traveling through space and time is normal..and so is licking walls.
Doctor: I can't help it, my tongue's much more sensitive this time around! It can process chemicals much faster than the sonic screwdriver. Besides, we were running from a werewolf and the sonic isn't exactly the most stealthy thing to use...and no one said I enjoyed licking it...it didn't exactly taste good.
Rose: You like TARDIS stroking.
Doctor: ...I...
Rose: Exactly. Besides, I don't think Ned would enjoy being wrapped in plastic for the rest of his life.
Doctor: It's not for the rest of his life, it's just when he's got to touch Chuck.
Rose: That's not going to work.
Doctor: We need to find out why he's like that before we can fix it. Ned! Start from the beginning, tell me everything you know about your problem. House! We need more genius than just me, though...that's almost impossible..but you'd help. We'll get this sorted out and be back in time for tea!

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:15 pm

House: ...Right. I'm gonna go limp over to wherever my motorcycle is.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:18 pm

Doctor: But...we've got to help Ned. You and me, best combination of minds ever! Weeell...maybe not, but it's the best we've got.
Rose: I thought I was 'the best'.
Doctor: I said best 'minds', not 'bestest best person who ever existed ever'.
Rose: Oh, ok. *smiles*
Doctor: Yeah. *smiles back*

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:28 pm

House: *rolls eyes* Great, more lovey-dovey crap while Cuddy's not here.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:33 pm

Doctor: *indignant* Time Lords are not lovey-dovey.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 7:55 pm

Ned: uh yea....niether are pies
Chuck: *nods head vigurously in agreement*
Chomper:*tummy growls*
Everyone that I control: Oh no!

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:55 pm

Chomper: ROOOARR!!
Doctor: That's more like it! Come on then! RUN! *grabs Rose's hand and takes off*
Rose: *runs* Aren't you supposed to not make any sudden movements??
Doctor: Nah! That's Jurassic Park! *noiseless words* This is GODZILLA!! That means we have to talk like *mouthing words* this!
Chomper: *is threatening*
Doctor: It should also...look like Tokyo! *buildings and roads and lights and Japanese people sprout out of the ground as the Doctor and Rose run past*
Chomper: *smashes a building*
Japanese people: OMG!!1! GODZILLA!!

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:59 pm

House: Oooh, sushi!

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:16 pm

Doctor: Reality Manipulators were your average rainy day entertainment systems, they were also used for movies, playing and making them! How brilliant would the Muppet Movie be in here? Used to have one on the TARDIS, except it used too much energy, had to jettison it. Used to have a cricket pavillion too and a roller rink. That was fun, but you know, it was the pool or the rink and well, I need somewhere to keep the alligator.
Rose: *panting* How can you talk so much??
Doctor: Respiratory bypass system, means I don't have to breathe half as much and well, two hearts means less strain to pump oxygen, built to run, me.
Rose: Built to talk.
Doctor: Nah, then I'd have one of those really deep velvety voices that do commercials and voiceovers.
Japanese People: AHHHH!! *squished!*

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:50 pm

House: Is the sushi ready yet? *stomps impatiently*

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Wed 14 Nov 2007, 5:39 am

Ned: oh...fuck
Chuck:I second that
*both run around in aimless circles*
Chuck:no wait we have to do something
Ned:like what?
Chuck:Chompy no! bad chompy! Put that nice man down! *wags dissapointed fingure at chompy*
Chompy:RAAWWWWWWWWWWWWR *gulps a jap*
Ned:Uh....

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:02 pm

*They've stopped running*
Rose: How many more Japanese people until Chompy's full, do you think?
Doctor: I don't remember Godzilla eating people.
Rose: Yeah? Well, you obviously didn't imagine that part then. Though wait, can't we just imagine Chompy-
Doctor: His name was 'Chomper' I thought..
Rose: Someone thought it was Chompy and now it's Chompy.
Doctor: Our continuity is worse than Spiderman's!
Rose:..what?
Doctor: It is!
Rose: So...now we've just got to try to not think of Chompy.
Doctor: And get Ned and Chuck and House-Though I'm pretty sure he's already done it-to not think about Chompy and his existance.
Rose: *thinks hard* He doesn't exist.
Doctor: You're acknowledging his existance by reminding yourself to think him gone.
Rose: Well, it's not that easy to not think of a giant city destroying dinosaur when it's destroying the city right in front of you!
Doctor: It is easy, you just go like-
Rose: Like?
Doctor: Hmm?
Rose: You just go like..?
Doctor: Come on Rose, complete sentences, your little human mind can do it!
Rose: ...
Doctor: Annnd I guess you can't. Oh dear. That's not good.
Chompy/er: ROAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Doctor: Oh yes! I knew I was forgetting something! We're being attacked by Godzilla! Hah!
Chompyer: *eats more Japanese people*
Rose: Oh god! We forgot Ned and Chuck!
Doctor: I'm sure they're fine...

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:38 pm

House: Uhh...hello? Am I inside the stomach of a runaway Godzilla?
Person inside of Godzilla's stomach: Oh....my....gawwsh!!!! Do I hear the voice of Dr. House?!?!?!??!
House: No, you're hearing the voice of God.
Person: Awesomeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Grant me the powers of an angel please, God.
House: *uses his cane to wack the guy in the head* You can now magic us out of the stomach. Do it. Now.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:10 am

("voice of god" LMFAOOOOOOO)

Chuck:Hey, since this is a manipulator thingy maybe we can..erm- imagine the guy out of Chompy's stomach?
Ned:I thought his name was Chomper.
Chuck:Well I forgot, sheesh give a girl a break will ya? she was up 4 something wrting the dam thing so that a certain some1 wouldnt get all cranky

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:08 pm

Doctor: OW! *hands fly up to his head* Ouchouchouch! *holding head in pain*
Rose: *concerned* What's wrong?
Doctor: Someone broke the fourth wall again! I can feel reality, see how things are supposed to go; all in my head, and someone just literally ripped open a hole for a moment. Hurts.
Rose: Aren't you breaking it, by being aware of it?
Doctor: Maybe. Well, it's not like there's anything else to talk about. There's just you and me and a city being destroyed by a great huge dinosaur. Nothing much to say there. Which is really rare for me. Probably means end of the world or something. I read a brilliant book about the end of the world. It's in the TARDIS library, I'd have to show you sometime.
Rose: *sarcastic* Books...what fun!
Doctor: I know! Books are brilliant they are, best arsenal ever! Remember that? With Queen Victoria?
Rose: Nearly died then, how could I forget? Then again, nearly dying is almost a daily occurance. It's kind of..nice to have a slow day.
Doctor: I'm getting bored.
Rose: Well I would like to go somewhere relaxing next...somewhere with a beach, and a proper beach too, not a moon beach on the planet Pigglydo or something.
Doctor: Oh, but the beaches on Pijgilidu are fantastic! They've got sand as fine as flour and almost as white, the water is as clear as glass, but the best part is their atmosphere! Not a single damaging UV ray gets past it. Plus the locals are really nice. It's all quite brilliant. I'd love to go. But I mean, if you don't want to...
Rose: Let's go to Pijgilidu.
Doctor: Yeah?
Rose: Yes.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:16 pm

House: Are you four lovebirds gonna help my exalted self out of this "Chomper"'s tummy?

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:24 pm

Rose: Maybe we should help House first.
Doctor: But...he called me a lovebird. You just don't...do that to people and expect them to get you out of a dinosaur's belly. You expect them to go off to watch the sunsets on Viddlevorp V after a brilliant day at Pijgilidu and be you know, lovebird-y. So, I mean, if he's calling it, we might as well do as he says.
Rose: What happened to "Oh I'm such a big fan!"
Doctor: Aw weeell, when you're being eaten by dinosaurs repeatedly, it doesn't do so good for your reputation. I just don't want other people to think I get eaten by dinosaurs, you know, 'Coz I admire someone who does.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:27 pm

House: Well you won't have a certain House to admire if you don't get me out of this hell-belly.
Person who thinks he's talking to God: I'll get you out!
House: Then do so.
Person: I shall!!!!!!
House: ...Just shut up already.

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:36 pm

Doctor: See, that fellow can take care of House, we'll just...go..I dunno, enjoy each other. Or ourselves. However you want that to spin.
Rose: We can't just leave them all!
Doctor: It's what the TARDIS is for, leaving. And arriving. But since we've done that already, it's for leaving.
Rose: Come on, it won't take long. Pleaaaase?
Doctor: Fine. we'll get in the TARDIS, arrive inside Godzilla, save House, pick up Chuck and Ned and go from there.
Rose: Ok, let's go!
*They go to the TARDIS and arrive inside Godzilla*

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:48 pm

House: Yes, save me from this 'fellow'!!!!!
Person: So I'm an 'angel-fellow' now?

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:54 pm

Doctor: Step right in! Though leave the angel. No religion in here, please.
Rose: The Doctor doesn't like the idea that any person could be more all-knowing than him.
Doctor: Haha. Anyway, Dr. House, welcome to home!

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PostSubject: Re: Text-based RPG   Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:57 pm

House: *mutters incoherently*
Person: But wait! What about me? Shouldn't the angel-fellow be saved too?
House: NO! *limps quickly to the Tardis*
Person: WAIT! *starts running too*
House: Don't let him in!!

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