Haha that was so funny xP
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. (LMFAOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!)
And the one I like most is...
12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.)