Corrupt a Wish

Rule:
All you need to do is corrupt the wish of the previous post and make a new wish on your own

Quote :

example:
Your post:
I wish my hair would be straight

Next Person will reply:
Granted, but it will be dyed polka-dotted. I wish I could fly.

I'll start:
I wish it was Saturday instead of Sunday

Granted: but it's midnight, one hour till sunday
I wish I could fly =)

tw334n4rchy wrote:

I wish I could fly =)

Granted. However, you can only fly for 30 minutes and in that 30 minutes you get hit by an airplane.

I wish..
That my Renaissance Project would finish itself on time.

Raspberry wrote:

I wish..
That my Renaissance Project would finish itself on time.

Granted, it would self-destruct two seconds before you have to turn it in.

Granted, but you now have a boatload of homework to work on. With YOU working on them.

I wish I had photoshop

Granted.
But, you are unable to use it due to the fact you stole it and now you are in jail.

Edit: forgot the wish haha
I wish.. I could go trick or treating w/ Delphine on Halloweeen instead of Tech Week

Raspberry wrote:

Edit: forgot the wish haha
I wish.. I could go trick or treating w/ Delphine on Halloweeen instead of Tech Week

Granted..that's gay...I wish that too..Uh...granted, it rains on Halloween night.

I wish Rose would come back next season of Dr.Who.

Granted:but the actress is played by a differnt and less skilled person

I wish I had a boyfriend =)
desperate much?
yes very

Granted, but he's butt ugly.

I wish that the 3 day weekend was longer 0x)

Gahhhh, I just have to say that Ha's corruption of my wish was just...horribly ruthless. It was like going to bed at the end of a good day to find a decapitated horse head in your bed. It was like that.

Granted, they'd have to cancel summer vacation because the weekend was too long.

I wish I lived in Cardiff.

Granted, but everyone else moved away.

I wish that Fahrenheit would come to the US

Quote :

I wish that Fahrenheit would come to the US

Granted:but they're playing in california only for a day

I wish my imaginary bf wasn't butt ugly =]


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Quote :

Gahhhh, I just have to say that Ha's corruption of my wish was just...horribly ruthless. It was like going to bed at the end of a good day to find a decapitated horse head in your bed. It was like that.

uh ha never granted any of ur wishes has she?

Granted, but he will cheat on you.

I wish it was chinese new year.

Quote :

uh ha never granted any of ur wishes has she?

Ahh, my mistake, it was you who ruined it.

Granted, only no one celebrates it and you end up giving away all your money to annoying younger children in your family.

I wish Muse would release a new album soon.

yaay!


Dont ask me how i came upon this pic but yea =)

Granted: but the album is so crappy that it only sells 30 albums (half of which u buy) that muse breaks up FOREVERRRRRRR
muwahaha

I wish i finished my all quiet on the western front assignment thing

OMG. STOP IT THAOOOo...I had a nightmare that Muse broke up. I think I shall post it in the Muse thread...Anyway..

Granted, your computer crashes just as you finish and all the files are deleted and anything printed out or saved elsewhere gets electrocuted by the discharge let off from your crashing computer.

I wish someone was on right now.

Granted, but they'll sign off.

I wish you guys would actually play the games and not chat in them >.<*

Granted: but then the games die because they're so boreing that they need people talking in them to keep them alive.

I wish I had no homework

Granted, but you'll get tests and quizzes in replacement.

I wish it was Friday.

Granted but you relize that you have a test and a project that is worth up to 25% of your grade in EVERY SINGLE CLASSS (muwahaha!)

I wish Ha wasn't so anal about keeping everything so relevent ;)

Granted, but YOU DIE.

I wish I make it into the Naval Academy.

=.= this is payback isnt it?
Granted: But YOUUU die right before u graduate (hows that for unoriginalitly)

(i had a dream that we wer all at ur navel acadamy cept we were flying on rainbows, like kibys =])

I wish I get some1 to romantically propose to me

Omgsh this was after you found out my cousin is engaged wasn't it?

Back on topic
Granted, but the guy isn't all that great and the wedding would turn out to be a joke. (harsh I know...)

I wish I didn't have such bad visions

(yea it was)
Granted: but now your deaf (yes that was harsh)

I wish it wasn't cold!!

Granted, but it gets so hot, the world catches on fire and everyone dies.

I wish they would discover a vegetable that was ridiculously delicious and ridiculously healthy.