Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it's sooo rare that theres only one plant and it fruits once every 5000 years, and it is in the deepest most coldest parts of....Antartica

I wish we didn't have to take SAT's

Er, granted, but you can't read sheet music.

I wish it would snow. (Blizzard? Even better xP)

Granted, but due to global warming, it all melts in 5 seconds.

I wish I could skip school on Monday.

Granted but you'll have to go to school for the rest of your life after that (MUWAHAHA)

I wish pineapple would die

Granted, but his ghost will be there to haunt you till you hit your grave

I wish there was more time in the world.

(haha i believe thats actually a good thing then, cuz then he'd be devoted to me and only me )

Granted: but the world's gna end tomarrow

I wish i saw all the episodes of Pushing Daisies right now

Granted, but then halfway through the 5th episode ABC suddenly decides to cancel it.

I wish it was colder right now.

Granted, but so does everyone else in this lonely world but you. (yeah I am being nice)

I wish there was no such thing as pain.

granted but everyone is gonna get a migrane evry second

i wish that there was such a sport as ballloon ball (LOL) than i can actually be good at some sport.

Granted, but it involves chopping off your legs and using them as bats.

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted but then it becomes a SUPER computer and eats you. =) (the SUPER kind found only in Fairly Odd Parents)

I wish..hm ...that i have awesome karate skills

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish I started on my homework sooner...

Granted: ok but in doing your homework you miss the announcement for every1 to evacuate the city because a flying meteroid is comming down to crash on annandale and thus get crushed by it and probably die.

I wish that it wasn't cold =)

You wished this already!

Granted, but you can't feel the warmth because you've got one of those rain clouds following you everywhere.

I wish I had a tree house.

Granted, but it's very small and cramped so no one can fit in it unless they were suddenly shrunk down to 5cm. If that happens that would be so awesome...

I wish my 2 other wisdom teeth could be pulled out without any after pain.

Granted: but they acidetly pull our ur two front teeth before the relize that it was the wrong ones.

I wish I wasn't so confused...

Granted, but in turn you feel more internal pain

I wish the night had lasted longer >.>

Granted: But the mornings will be just as long so you'll like be in school for 12 whole hours!! mwuahaha

I wish there was no such thing as homework

Granted, but you can never leave school.

I wish context clues were easier to fit into sentences naturally.

Granted but now you have 1000 context clues to do each unit.

I wish Pretzel wasn't so ugly (yes i am so shallow)

granted but he has an odor problem. his breath smells like decayed matter and he has lice problems

i wish i passed all my classes without doing anything at all

Granted, but your knowledge will diminish.
I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted: But you'll have these HUGE panda sized bags under your eyes and that'll make you just look weird

I wish today would rain

Granted, but it's a flood and everyone dies. x)

I wish it wasn't a Callobration (sp?)day tomorrow...