Corrupt a Wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed 17 Oct 2007, 5:52 pm

Granted but it's sooo rare that theres only one plant and it fruits once every 5000 years, and it is in the deepest most coldest parts of....Antartica

I wish we didn't have to take SAT's

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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri 19 Oct 2007, 3:17 pm

Granted biut we'd all have to ride a flaming scooter (i know i suck at making stuff up)

I wis i coul play the guitarra

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri 19 Oct 2007, 3:53 pm

Er, granted, but you can't read sheet music.

I wish it would snow. (Blizzard? Even better xP)

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri 19 Oct 2007, 7:52 pm

Granted, but due to global warming, it all melts in 5 seconds.

I wish I could skip school on Monday.

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sunzagurl99: i mean just go wipe ur butt with a leaf why dont u. nooooo u have to go use "latrines" and other fancy chemically enhancedd toilets

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:21 pm

Granted but you'll have to go to school for the rest of your life after that (MUWAHAHA)

I wish pineapple would die

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:31 pm

Granted, but his ghost will be there to haunt you till you hit your grave

I wish there was more time in the world.

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sunzagurl99: i mean just go wipe ur butt with a leaf why dont u. nooooo u have to go use "latrines" and other fancy chemically enhancedd toilets

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:33 pm

(haha i believe thats actually a good thing then, cuz then he'd be devoted to me and only me

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Granted: but the world's gna end tomarrow

I wish i saw all the episodes of Pushing Daisies right now

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:36 pm

Granted, but then halfway through the 5th episode ABC suddenly decides to cancel it.

I wish it was colder right now.

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sunzagurl99: i mean just go wipe ur butt with a leaf why dont u. nooooo u have to go use "latrines" and other fancy chemically enhancedd toilets

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat 20 Oct 2007, 9:12 pm

Granted, but so does everyone else in this lonely world but you. (yeah I am being nice)

I wish there was no such thing as pain.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 8:57 am

granted but everyone is gonna get a migrane evry second

i wish that there was such a sport as ballloon ball (LOL) than i can actually be good at some sport.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 10:04 am

Granted, but it involves chopping off your legs and using them as bats.

I wish I had my own computer.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 10:51 am

Granted but then it becomes a SUPER computer and eats you. =) (the SUPER kind found only in Fairly Odd Parents)

I wish..hm ...that i have awesome karate skills

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 11:06 am

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish I started on my homework sooner...

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 11:13 am

Granted: ok but in doing your homework you miss the announcement for every1 to evacuate the city because a flying meteroid is comming down to crash on annandale and thus get crushed by it and probably die.

I wish that it wasn't cold =)

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 11:48 am

You wished this already!

Granted, but you can't feel the warmth because you've got one of those rain clouds following you everywhere.

I wish I had a tree house.

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Rose: You mean I'm a sort of mascot? Like a four-leaf clover or wearing lucky pants?
Doctor: That's it exactly! You're my lucky pants!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 11:52 am

Granted, but it's very small and cramped so no one can fit in it unless they were suddenly shrunk down to 5cm. If that happens that would be so awesome...

I wish my 2 other wisdom teeth could be pulled out without any after pain.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:57 pm

Granted: but they acidetly pull our ur two front teeth before the relize that it was the wrong ones.

I wish I wasn't so confused...

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:26 am

Granted, but in turn you feel more internal pain

I wish the night had lasted longer >.>

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sunzagurl99: i mean just go wipe ur butt with a leaf why dont u. nooooo u have to go use "latrines" and other fancy chemically enhancedd toilets

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:15 am

Granted: But the mornings will be just as long so you'll like be in school for 12 whole hours!! mwuahaha

I wish there was no such thing as homework

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:59 pm

Granted, but you can never leave school.

I wish context clues were easier to fit into sentences naturally.

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Rose: You mean I'm a sort of mascot? Like a four-leaf clover or wearing lucky pants?
Doctor: That's it exactly! You're my lucky pants!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:22 pm

Granted but now you have 1000 context clues to do each unit.

I wish Pretzel wasn't so ugly (yes i am so shallow)

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:08 pm

granted but he has an odor problem. his breath smells like decayed matter and he has lice problems

i wish i passed all my classes without doing anything at all

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:57 pm

Granted, but your knowledge will diminish.
I wish I wasn't so tired

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sunzagurl99: i mean just go wipe ur butt with a leaf why dont u. nooooo u have to go use "latrines" and other fancy chemically enhancedd toilets

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue 23 Oct 2007, 12:26 pm

Granted: But you'll have these HUGE panda sized bags under your eyes and that'll make you just look weird

I wish today would rain

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"-Dane Cook
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"Let me translate it for you, 'I can't think of any decent rebuttals, so I'll resort to random insults and slink away with my tail between my legs. Also, I'm upset that I can't get my own way. Bye"-Feldspar
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how conveniet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue 23 Oct 2007, 2:43 pm

Granted, but it's a flood and everyone dies. x)

I wish it wasn't a Callobration (sp?)day tomorrow...

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