Corrupt a Wish

Granted: but it'll get lighter sooner as well =)

I wish i had a mind controling device that worked and didn't malfucntion in anyway

Granted, but you'd lose it

I wish I'd get good grades this quarter

Granted but u fail next quarter

I wish i had awesome dj-ing skills (did i wish for this already?)

Granted, but your arms fall off.

I wish Sean was on so I could tell him he's wrong about what the buttons that you don't have to strum in Guitar Hero are called. They're flippin' "Hammer-ons" not "tappables". Geez.

Granted, but he gets disconnected while you're explaining to him all that.

I wish I could nap all day.

Granted: but then u end up sleeping for 100 years (that's nice actually )

i wish i could sleep for 100 years like christina

Granted, but you oversleep for the next 100 years too (for making mine good too )

I wish CDs weren't so expensive to import from Japan.

Granted but then everything else imported from japan is rediculously expensive

I wish i had a door that if i walked through it'd clean me

Granted, but it also kills you.

I wish I had Zoo Tycoon 2 at this house.

Granted:but adding it makes ur computer crash

I wish I had no homework over the weekend

tw334n4rchy wrote:

Granted:but adding it makes ur computer crash

I think that's the cause of my old laptop's crash. (It was Roller Coaster Tycoon, though)

tw334n4rchy wrote:

I wish I had no homework over the weekend

Granted, but you get double the workload of homework on weekdays.

I wish I was a genius without having to change my personality.

Granted: but then every1 is so jealous by ur brain that we all stop being friends with you

I wish my whole house was clean so i wouldnt have to clean it..

Granted, but the house cleaned itself so many times that the walls crumble, leaving you temporarily homeless.

I wish we wouldn't bleed so easily.

Granted: but then that mean our blood is cuagolated so it stops running in our veins and in turn not transporting oxygen so we all die =)

I wish some folded the mountain of laundry already <<

*someone ?

Granted, but it tumbles down as that person's folding the last of the laundry and decided not to waste their time re-folding it.



I wish I was good at playing a lot of instruments.

Granted:but now you suck horribly at math (i know totally random)

I wish I had self control

LOL yes that very random.

Granted, but you become very easily influenced (sorta like me )

I wish I wasn't such a pushover.

Granted, but you become like me xP (and that's the worst thing ever)

I wish there wasn't any English hw. ever

^ (not lmao at your wish)

Granted, but then you get a pile of English classwork that makes you finish a worksheet in less than a min for the entire class period.

I wish I had the mandarin version of "Suteki da ne"

Granted:but your house catches on fire (yaaaaaay i think im gna start these random parts of wishes!!)

I wish i had an endless supply of vitamin water

Granted, but they're all poisoned 0=)

I wish I had a thousand more uncorrupted wishes.

Granted:but you wish for the stupedist things (i.e I wish I can walk) in turn wasteing them all (thats for poisoning my only source of nutrition)

I wish I had all the sims2 expansions and they worked! and nothing is wrong with them and they wont crash my computer or kill me or cause some catastrophic tradgedy to happen.

Granted, but you won't be able to get a job since you got so addicted to the game you even skip school, everyone in your family gave up on trying to get you off your addiction, your friends stop contacting you because all you seem to talk about is SIMS 2 so now all you got is your game.

I wish my comment wasn't that harsh... ^-^; sorry

haha no prob
granted: but...then...all the mice in ur home decide to make a nest under ur bed

I wish I had perfect vision

Granted, but you'd be deaf.

I wish I had a perfectly functioning Guitar Hero III (guitar included) for the Wii at my mom's house.