Corrupt a Wish

Granted; but the wii blows up from the guitar hero-s awesomenesssss

I wish I had a time travel machine =)

Granted, and it happens to be the Tardis. Delphine is gonna be so mad at you

I wish my house will never have mice anymore

Granted: but now u have thousands of roaches and other creepy crawly things, plus there's mold growing under ur house rotting the framwork, making ur foundation sink (makes mice seem like a walk in the park huh?)

I wish I could freeze time

granted but u'll be frozen along with it o_o foreverrrrr hahah xD

i wishhhh. everything is edible

Granted, but everything is also poisonous.

I wish I could have a TARDIS...

Granted: but it's a crappy blow off version of the real Tardis and it malfunctions frequently, i.e....sometimes u time travel to a place in one piece sometimes you dont...

I wish mr.hawes gave out more funner homework that required less work

Granted, but he grades it so hard and it's worth so much, it's pretty much impossible to get anything higher than a c.

I wish I could get some input for the text-based rpg...

Granted, but it turns out to be useless spam that isn't worthy of your...looking-at?

I wish I can remember to do chemistry homework earlier.

Granted:but you forget to do ur other hw

I wish i didn't have to go to school today XD

Granted, but you have to go to school on the weekend for missing school "today."

I wish time would rewind itself, so it's 6:35 pm instead of 11:35 pm

Granted: but then ur hair falls off and makes u bald (sorry i couldnt tink of anything else)

I wish I had a plastic surgeon as a very good friend =D

Granted, too bad he's money hungry so he'll even charge you if you want to be his friend.

I wish it was Thanksgiving break.

granted: but u have a crappy thanksgiving

i wish i had no homework for this weekend

Granted, but you also have no limbs for this weekend.

I wish people would sign up for the text-based rpg so we can get a game started!!

you already wish this but w.e
Granted:but we only rp about things ha likes (oMFG NOOOOO)

I wish ross would call =D

Granted, but it was a prank call. (Sorry)

I wish that Ross didn't prank call Thao (see I made up for that corrupt wish, so don't kill me!)

Granted, but he prank called pa instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep right now.

Granted: but then u cant sleep tonight either so ull be really tired, and ha gets arron to visit her house (haha yaay for ha! and nice wissh canceling XD)

I wish it was saturday again

Granted, but Sunday no longer exists.

I wish my Hawes essay was done by me already.

Granted: but its so crappy he gives you a 5

I wish i had perfect skin

Granted but you've also got cancer.

I wish I could find out who MattBellamyTeacher is.

Granted:but he's really a jerk

I wish for a puppy!
=(

Granted, but it grows up fast so the next day it becomes a dog. "/

I wish there wasn't any birthday party today.

Granted, but it's your parent's funeral instead.

I still wish I could find out who BellamyTeacher is.

(ouch)
Granted:but he dies the next day

I wish ha's parents didnt die