Corrupt a Wish

Granted: but now your going to have to go to school during the weekends as well (why no colab day??)

I wish I had a stomach ulcer so I wouldnt have to go to school tomarrow either

granted but u'll have a beer gut the size of california and u'll have to be santa claus (YES, U SHALL HAVE AL OF THIS FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA srry daughter)
I wish i could sppeak all kindz of languages......

Granted: But your mute (thats for giving me a beer gut X])

I wish I did all my hw already

(No coll. day cause I felt like it.)
Back on topic
Granted, but then you'll have never-ending tests and quizzes to take!

I wish that I can move out of my R1 class to a completely new class, I don't care which. I HATE MY R1 CLASS!

Granted: but now this class is like 100X worse then your current R1

I wish I was a DJ

Granted, but you make the worst remixes and everyone hates your choice of songs.

I wish there was no such concept as the "essay".

Granted, there are instead books of analysis where you literally have to right a book analyzing whatever it was you orginally only had to write an essay on.

I wish BBCa would air 'Blackpool' again.

*write

Granted, but it gets cancelled halfway through the 1st aired episode.

I wish I wasn't so busy >.>

Granted but now you'll be bored to death

I wish I had my context clues finished

Granted, but they suck horribly. That's not much of a change though, is it?

I wish the parade saturday is cancelled.

Granted, but instead the parade is re-scheduled on a day where you are absolutely busy.

(btw, why do you want the parade cancelled? ...nvm, i just remembered your costume thing, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I wish I can just die painlessly and not reincarnate at all.

(haha ur mean delphine [omg that rymed])

Granted but your going to go to hell (sry)

I wish today would rain alllll day so every1 can go to the mall wif me =)

Granted, but the mall is suddenly closed.

I wish I could drive and not get into any accidents or get ticketed.

Granted, but you drive an ugly car.

I wish I had some cash.

Granted, but they're counterfeit Viet Nam Dong.

I wish I had magical flying abilities.

Granted: but you have horrible motor cordination so u crash into basically everything; in turn would probably make u end up in a hospital...or dead (hope not)

I wish...hm....that i had perfect vision

Granted, but you lose your eyeballs when someone shoots arrows into your eyes, making them useless.

I wish "All Quiet on the Western Front" was never written.

Granted: but then people become so emotionaly closed from that, that we all become savages and kill each other

I wish I already did my god-forsaken spanish project ><"

I didn't want to march the parades because it's boring and the rookies cannot GUIDE or COVER. Your voice gets tired of loudly whispering "GUIDE!!" for so long.

Granted, but then suddenly, God recognizes your project and orders you to make millions more versions of it to share will the world.

I wish my chemistry lab response thingy was done.

Granted: but god thinks ur project is so terrible u have to destroy it and never make it again-in turn making u fail chem.

I wish my house was cleaned so i didnt have to clean it <<

I only used "God" because you said "God-forsaken" and I was like "Well, now it's not!" It's not a project anyway. It was a lab report...

Annyway...

Granted, but it's only clean 'coz you've been evicted from it.

I wish I had more time in the day to play and enjoy myself.

Granted, but you'll have an equal amount of school time and homework time.

I wish math would just disappear off the face of the earth.

Granted, but something worst takes it's place.

I wish that I'd understand chapter 2.6 in math. >.<

Granted but you won't understand a single dam thing in chapter 4.5 (i get 2.6 i can help u~!)

I wish I had a totaly awesome haloween costume

Granted, but you won't get any candies

I wish it would get darker sooner!!