Corrupt a Wish

...Granted, but you've got no hair.

I wish I wasn't ill.

Granted, but in band we will be getting practice charts in band and on the spot test on the songs (Oh yeah and this is true. Mr. Elgin got mad at out class for "not practicing" so that's what he thought of). "/

I wish Mr. Elgin will put everything he said today aside and never mention it again.

Granted, but he also fails us all.

I wish Elgin doesn't make me follow those rules as well.

Granted, but he makes you follow harder rules.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted: but now u have excessive bowl movments that hurt so bad they leave u in sitches (ouch)

I wish I can take back that granted wish

Granted, but then christina's wish never comes true and she's sad and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

I wish the Torchwood S1 dvds came out before christmas...

tee-hee
Granted:but they're all very disapointing

I wish I could think of a stupid christmas present for ross ><"

Granted, but it's a little corny.

I wish I actually got my homework and project done >.>

tw334n4rchy wrote:

Granted:but they're all very disapointing

I've already watched all of s1 of Torchwood..so it wouldn't be disappointing..

Granted, but you get it done a year after it's due.

I wish Muse would tell us all why they canceled their Bangkok gig.

Granted, but they make another major decision without explaining the reason behind it.

I wish it was...3 hours earlier, so I can have more time to work on my "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" crap.

Granted, but the assignment was due yesterday.

I wish that RTD will not screw up Rose's returning...

Granted: but then she's gone again leaving u with an even deeper sadness that she's now gone..again..muwahaha!!!!

I wish um.... that i didn't have to go to school tomarrow

Granted, but you gotta make up a whole pile of work

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

Granted, but you can never sleep again...but not in the sense that you're never tired. Just..you can't sleep.

I wish it was already March of next year.

Granted: but uh... what you want to happen doesn't happen..?

I wish I could kill Ross =)

Granted, but then you feel guilty and won't ever have a bf again (yeah I am pretty evil I know)

I wish I could get off this forum and start my hw.

Granted: but now u have a ton of hw now XD

I wish I had no hw or school work for the rest of my high school life

Granted, but you also do not have..the rest of your life. Yeah. You die, basically.

I wish I could get another game started over at the RPG thread.

Granted: but it's going to be about aaron to ha's delight

I wish Ross would call by now =(

Granted, but you get to some important part of the conversation when the connection dies, you know, like those commercials.

I wish I could understand more languages...especially german

Granted: but now u are slightly deaf, especially in ur right ear

I wish uh... that i had all the answers to life =)

granted but they are all wrong...

i wish annandale had a swimming pool and a private jet would be nice too

Granted, but the only people allowed to use them are all the people you hate.

I wish I could remember where I put my water bottle.

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish all my problems would just...dissolve away.

Granted: but then...squirrels attack u at every possible moment

I wish I did all my fucking homework already!! ><"